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Total Medals Earned: 402 (From 89 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,800 Points

Effing Worms - Xmas

Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)

Poor Animals 5 Points

Eat 100 animals.

Yeti Predator 5 Points

Eat 10 yeti.

Elf Massacre 25 Points

Eat 200 elves.

Spaghetti Worm 25 Points

Eat 20 flying spaghetti.

Sweet Revenge 25 Points

Take out Santa!

Maximum Destruction 50 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 24/44 (230/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Every Man's Refund

Medals Earned: 3/31 (15/255 points)

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Repair your ship 10 Points

Your destiny is in the stars!

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Fio's Adventure

Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/490 points)

the First Failure 5 Points

the First Failure

Time Trial Mode Unlocked 10 Points

finish area 3 in arcade mode

the First-solved Puzzle 25 Points

the First-solved Puzzle

Curiosity 50 Points

open credit page from the main menu

Ending One 50 Points

Ending One

Ending Two 50 Points

Ending Two

Good Explorer 100 Points

clear all area with 3 stars then visit area selection screen

Konchi the Bounty Hunter Unlocked 100 Points

Konchi the Bounty Hunter Unlocked

Perfect Explorer 100 Points

clear all area with 5 stars (on hard difficulty) then visit area selection screen

Foreign Creature 2

Medals Earned: 5/9 (150/375 points)

DOCTOR MURDER 5 Points

Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.

EVIL SINGER 10 Points

Infect singer in the backstage.

RAT INFECTION 10 Points

Infect poor rat.

CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points

Complete the game.

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3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points

Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.

GUN SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.

KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.

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Free Afternoon

Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/140 points)

Random Numbers 10 Points

Call a random number

Install the Game 25 Points

Finish the game

Call Emergency 5 Points

call 911 or 112

Play with Cassette 5 Points

Push all the buttons

Never Read Instructions 10 Points

Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times

Soundtrack Lover 10 Points

Listen to all tracks on tape

Patience is Bliss 25 Points

Listen to all hotline options

Patience is even a bigger Bliss 50 Points

Really listen to ALL the options

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 11/18 (120/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

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Glean

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/235 points)

Stranded 5 Points

Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.

Lost and Found 10 Points

Find all the lost items.

Modular Design 10 Points

Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.

Upgrade Started 10 Points

Upgrade one of your sub-systems.

Midpoint 25 Points

Complete 10 Objectives.

Unearth 25 Points

Uncover all the buried items.

Game Complete 50 Points

Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.

Upgrade Complete 100 Points

Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.

Going Blind

Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/45 points)

Composer 5 Points

View composer profile (credits)

Creator 5 Points

View creator profile (credits)

Still going strong 5 Points

Complete the game

TBK Battle 5 Points

View my first game (credits)

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