Total Medals Earned: 398 (From
88 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,750 Points
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
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Your destiny is in the stars!
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the First Failure
finish area 3 in arcade mode
the First-solved Puzzle
open credit page from the main menu
Ending One
Ending Two
clear all area with 3 stars then visit area selection screen
Konchi the Bounty Hunter Unlocked
clear all area with 5 stars (on hard difficulty) then visit area selection screen
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
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Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
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Call a random number
Finish the game
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
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Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Find all the lost items.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
View composer profile (credits)
View creator profile (credits)
Complete the game
View my first game (credits)
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